Lektor języka angielskiego
Born in the night under seven full moons,
Around the assistance of werewolves & ghouls.
My mom cried: What is that has popped out of my womb!?
Dad quickly responded: The sign of a doom.
No matter, I shall love the hell-spawn as hard as I can.
If I were her I would throw myself to a garbage can.
When crawl through the streets – no matter day or night,
Children start to cry & pigeons fly up sky.
No idea why people are so scared of me,
Hence deep inside I’m a gentle human being.
When you find about me more, then you will know,
Sarcasm & irony is my show.
Although not a native, but very near,
So when suddenly I speak Polish, please do not fear.
Believe it or not but the picture you see,
Actually reflects the best side of me.
In reality I look much more creepy & gloom,
Like a gravedigger carrying on his shoulders heavy tomb.
Through laughs, fun & easy time too,
Learning won’t be messed up in Akcent school.
Because in the end truth has to be told,
I am here to make you the best… don’t you know?
So please don’t hesitate any time soon,
Just hit the button: “Teacher, I choose you!”.